A Reading from the Book of the Romans to the Holy Ballers

About this book

The Holy Ballers: The First Ever Real Fake Soccer Game What if the greatest story ever told had a halftime score? Jesus was a teenager once. And like most teenagers, he left his dirty laundry everywhere, got yelled at by his mother, and just wanted to play ball with his friends. Then a Roman centurion challenged him to a football match. And everything changed. With a ball made from rolled-up laundry, a coach who can't decide if he's Scottish or Irish, and a goalkeeper who literally performs miracles, the Holy Ballers are about to make history. And football. Mostly football. Watch Jesus nutmeg Roman soldiers. Watch Lazarus die and come back so many times people stop caring. Watch a Last Supper turn into the first-ever teenage rager. Watch Judas lose thirty pieces of silver at the bookies and cry about it. This is the greatest game never recorded in the Bible. Part history. Part heresy. Entirely hilarious. It's a story of friendship, faith, and the beautiful game-told by a teenager who just wanted to play football and maybe, just maybe, save the world.

Details

Format

Paperback

ISBN-13

9781809065797

Publisher

Book Publishing Pros

Published

October 19, 2026

Pages

42

Weight

3.2 oz

Editions

2 (Paperback · Hardcover)

Subject

Fiction