Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales

About this book

From Cinderella's haute couture wardrobe to Hansel and Gretel's Ozempic journey, Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for the most privileged of children.“Daniel has written a book that is literally about my petulant kids”- Katherine Ryan“A gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!”- Rosie JonesOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN“If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books” - THE TIMES“A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person” - JOE LYCETT“Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up” - JOSH WIDDICOMBE“Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!” - TOM ALLEN

Details

Format

Hardcover

ISBN-13

9781800963870

Publisher

Monoray

Published

September 22, 2026

Pages

144

Weight

9.8 oz

Subject

Humor