How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist

About this book

How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist is a hilarious mock-clinical investigation into the suspicious behavior of the tiny, furry dictator currently running your household. Through absurd assessments, questionnaires, case studies, incident reports, relationship check-ins, and wildly overconfident "diagnoses," you'll investigate the warning signs of feline narcissism including: - Grandiosity: Why does your cat assume the entire house belongs to them? - Entitlement: Your chair, your pillow, your freshly folded laundry... apparently all theirs. - Admiration Seeking: The 6 a.m. yowl demands immediate attention. - Exploitation: You're not an owner. You're the food dispenser, water technician, and litter maintenance department. - Jealousy: Another pet getting attention? Completely unacceptable. - Love-Bombing: Purring. Kneading. Headbutts. Finally, true love Until they suddenly walk away. - Gaslighting: "I have never been fed in my life." Never mind the half-full bowl directly behind them. - Boundary Violations: Every rule you establish is treated as a polite suggestion.

Details

Format

Paperback

ISBN-13

9781962481113

Publisher

Elk Point Press

Published

October 1, 2026

Pages

134

Weight

6.7 oz

Subject

Nature